So now that it's all-blogging, all-the-time around here, or at least all-blogging, every-six-days if I'm seriously gonna keep up with everybody else in this Claire-brained scheme of one Worthy girl blogging every day, obvo I've got to come up with a crap-ton of post ideas or else twist Ariel's arm into a pretzel trying to get her to team up with me once a week on our Experiences blog.
Today, it's Post Idea Time! And I've got a great one, because if I play it right ... it's gonna get me some!
Anybody remember my leg injury? Or my other leg injury? Well don't worry, my leg's all better -- but for some reason, everybody's favorite boyfriend around here still gets nervous about it when we're doin' the deed.
Suckage!
(And not the doin'-the-deed kind of suckage, the kind of suckage that actually sucks!)
I haven't gotten pushy about it because, duh, I've got five girlfriends to take up the slack, and all of them know how to yam-bam-thank-you-ma'am like total champs of ka-BAM.
Which means on the one hand I'm getting plenty, while on the other hand I'm not getting any.
So I'm putting it out there here and now, whether it embarrasses him or not ...
You're on notice, boyfriend!
Whenever my turn to blog comes around again, if you haven't put out yet, I'm blogging about it that time too.
No mercy!
You know you want it, I know you want it, and now EVERYBODY's gonna know I want it and I'm not getting it.
Until you fix the sitch, I'm gonna b****! Until you bring the bone, I'm gonna moan!
(Actually, once you bring the bone I'm still a hundred por ciento gonna moan, just in a way you'll appreciate way more -- got it? Great! Then let's get to it!)
Problem solved!
Tune in next week to find out which way it went!
Sasha out!
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