Recipe for me!
1 fusion dynamo (50 gigawatts at least!)
1 volcanic hotspot
3 large truckloads of firecrackers
5 Fourth of July's worth incendiary skyrockets
2 industrial spools electric cable
2 legs, shapely and sun-bronzed
2 eyes, brown, flammable like coal
2 lips -- soft, searing, sizzly
words! (amount can vary, but must be large!)
seismic charges as needed
100 bottles hot-sauce of varying spiciness
Install fusion dynamo at volcanic hotspot. Secure with generous amounts of electric cable. Place firecrackers and skyrockets strategically around hotspot to ensure maximum pyrotechnic effect and absolutely unpredictable, hypnotic patterns! Coat seismic charges with vivacious combinations of words, then activate to initiate magmatic eruption of hotspot!
Garnish with legs, eyes and lips until irresistible. Prep hot-sauce bottles by removing all labels and randomly unscrewing half the caps.
Serve on a lavishly decorated banquet table.
Yield: More than you can handle!
