Friday, May 14, 2021

Now This Is Why I Didn't Want To Start A Blog

Sasha: Ooh, I know, I think I'll write a post!
Sasha: What about?
Sasha: I don't know.
Sasha: Then are you sure you want to write one?
Sasha: Yes!
Sasha: Okay, I'm waiting ...
Sasha: Something will come to me, I'm sure.
Sasha: Yep, definitely. No way you're wrong about that.
Sasha: I'll just open up the new post window ...
Sasha: ... and ...
Sasha: ... start typing ...
Sasha: ... and ...
Sasha: Damn it, wtf is so hard about this?
Sasha: Maybe what you really wanted to do was go to bed.
Sasha: Well, hell yeah, it's a just-me-and-him-in-the-bed night tonight.
Sasha: Then why are you on here blogging?
Sasha: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!!!
Sasha: Sheesh, calm down already, would you?
Sasha: You can't make me! And you can't make me go to bed without doing a post!
Sasha: Alright, alright. Have at it. Go ahead. Post away.
Sasha: I will!
Sasha: Great! You do that.
Sasha: I'm going to!
Sasha: Peachy. When?
Sasha: Right now!
Sasha: Awesome. I'm waiting.
Sasha: Arrgh!
Sasha: That's it? "Arrgh!"? That's the post?
Sasha: Yes! Yes, "Arrgh!" is the whole post! El Finito!
Sasha: Nice. So what's the title supposed to be? I don't think it should be "Arrgh!" because the post is already "Arrgh!"
Sasha: Give me a second, I'll think of something!
Sasha: Well, you might want to hurry, because the boyfriend is yawning and looking like he's ready for the two of you to go to bed.
Sasha: Oh, screw it. I'm calling this one a wrap.

Sashagirl

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Okay, Just So You Know, NO ONE Is Making Me Do THIS Post!

It's all 100% voluntary today, baby.

What I'm gonna start by saying is, I'm kinda eh about people using the word "partner" when they're talking about somebody they supposedly love. It's weird. Because somebody else could use that same word about a jerk dude they founded a company with and no longer like much at all. And somebody else might use it to describe some chick who works at the same huge-ongo law firm even if they have never actually even met her.

Etc.

Buuuuut ...

I've got four girlfriends, and five polys, and I love them all, and I don't know any bigger word than "love" ... except, I only have one partner.

That's you, Aers.

You're the one I feel like ... well, I just couldn't do it without you. If any of our polys ever left, nothing would be the same. But if you ever left, I wouldn't ever be the same.

It's like, I'm only me if there's you.

So I thought you should know that.

Happy Anniversary!!!


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