OOF!

Dang, gang. I super-stepped in it after talking big last post, huh?

I mean, if I'd just written that post two days earlier, I could pretend it was an April Fool's joke.  But no such luck. Not only was it not one week, and not two weeks -- it's been almost four months since I promised my very next post was gonna wow everybody.

It's the let-down of all let-downs! Criminy! Maybe even Crime-in-Knee! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?

So how am I gonna get out of this one. I could blame Claire again -- that girl may be my role model, but she's full of ALL these IDEAS. This time she came up with this email game for us to play where one yam would email another yam about a third yam saying all kinds of great things about them. And yeah, it was fun and all, but it totally shot our blogging streak all to Hellmann's Mayonnaise.

Orrrrr I could blame our boyfriend because he begged us all to play D&D with the new D&D books that came out ... or Akane because she volunteered to be the Dungeon Mistress and immediately started doing a KICK ASS job of it.

Sheesh, though, any of those would suck because honestly, I just kind of forgot.

And now here it is, and I promised it would have ALL THE SASHA THINGS and what it's got is a bunch of excuses and blaming other people and being a total scatterbrain ...

YEEK -- those aren't my thing, are they?

Get it together, Sash. Holy clambolli, there might be people here reading this post right now!

Step up!

Smash it! In fact ...

SASHAMASH IT!

Yes!

You got the plan, let it out of the can!

I WILL!!!

Definitely! In like ... a week.

Or maybe two.

You'll see!

Till then,
Sasha Natasha KaSplashaVaVOOM!