Dang, ka-bang -- I totally just read back over my most recent posts and I'm totally coming off uno-dimensional. Anybody who just started reading recently probably thinks, "This chica kinda has only one thing on her mind, huh?"
Well, I'm here today to tell you, no way!
There's plenty of times I have two things on my mind.
That's a joke!
(Sometimes true though.)
So it looks like it's time for your girl Sasha to power-up and BLOW OFF THE BLOGGING ROOF!
Next post is going to be the most MAXXED-OUT message of mad manuscripting skills you've ever seen!
It's going to have
ALL THE SASHA THINGS
and by the end of it you're going to be nodding your head in a daze like, "Whoa, dude, there's so much to this girl!"
Just watch!
(Like, a week from now.)
Sashonara, people!
(Maybe two weeks.)