Listen up, boyfriend!!!!
(I'll let you other people listen too, 'cause this is gonna be some ROCKIN' advice!)
You've been doing pretty good lately about not getting super punky over stuff going on in the world & your life, but dayum, man, NO ENERGY. So I can tell things have you down even if they don't have you as all-the-way down as you sometimes get.
You need to Sashatize yourself!
(No, I don't mean get your sizzlin'-kapow little sexpot girlfriend to go off in bed with you LIKE A BOMB [although holy shit can we ever do that too! {and pretty soon, I hope! <what the hell, that curly bracket is totally the worst fucking bracket ever! no more of that shit!> oh damn, I have to do another one to close it off} completely losing track of my thought with all this parenthesization stuff - wait, whew, I think I remember now], keep reading and I'll explain!)
Living example, right here, right now, of what you need to do!
BE LIKE ME!!!
How does Sasha Natasha Worthy live her life? I know you know!
I!
Live!
My!
Life!
Like!
I'm!
AN!!
EXCLAMATION MARK!!!
"Oh, but Sasha," you're saying, Mister But Sasha, using the worst kind of but, "that's just how you are. That's you, babe."
Nuh-UH!!
(I mean, a little bit...)
You think I don't choose to be this way?
Me being me makes it a pretty effing easy choice, I'll admit, but I do still have to choose it! I could sit around knitting or crocheting or something instead (and I'd get pretty damn fine at it!), or I could, like, read news stories and then fall on the floor and stare up at the ceiling thinking something like, holy F, Sasha, why did you do that?!? This world is fucked up!
But every day, instead of knitting or crocheting or crushing my soul under current events, I get up and I say,
I'M SASHA, DAMMIT!!! LET'S DO THIS THING!!!!
None of this, "uhhgh, I haven't had my coffee," shit or "I'd better ease into things slow today, I think I'll sit on the couch and look at Twitter and Facebook. Just a little, not very long ..."
As soon as I'm up ... WHAMMO!!! Sashatime!!!
Give it a shot, okay? And that question mark right there was totally rhe-flippin-torical!
I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE IT A SHOT!
Any questions? Too bad!! NO QUESTIONS ALLOWED!!!
DO IT!!!!
(Love you!! Mwah!!!)
Sasha
